Misunderstood!
I know you will get a chuckle out of this…..
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is
so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all ove r the factory floor
and they’re really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena
surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo’s. She has a roll of plush red
fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo’s legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
together and approaches Lena. “I’m sorry,” he says to her, barely able to
keep a straight face, “but I think you misunderstood the instructions I
gave you yesterday… ”Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!!”
