October 2010
2 posts
the way to a women's heart is a DEAD END
a guy says 2 me: ' btw ur smart'
me: uhhh thanks?'
him: ' no i mean u go quiet n get this dumb look then out of the blue you say something profound'
me: 'uhhhhh thanks?'
him: 'i'm not trying to be rude'
me: 'oh i know you're not TRYING.'
him: *winks 'soooo..'
me: 'sorry this my "dumb moment" bai'
September 2010
3 posts
WELL DONE, BRITISH AIRWAYS!
This scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg, South Africa and London, England. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. ”You obviously do not see it then?” she responded. ”You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant...
How romantic ^_^
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty...
“Today is International Disadvantaged People’s Day.
Please send an...”
August 2010
2 posts
“There is no such thing as a free press. You know it and I know it. There is not...”
– John Swinton, New York Times journalist, at his retirement dinner (quoted in David Icke’s “And the truth Shall Set You Free”)
Dead Are My People - by Gibran Khalil Gibran 1883...
Written in exile during the famine Syria [and Lebanon ] in world war I
My people died on the cross…. They died while their hands stretched toward the East and West, While the remnants of their eyes Stared at the blackness of the Firmament…They died silently, For...
July 2010
5 posts
Mean Moms
Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned...
The Washcloth
JOKE
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare.
As most...
Israel
Question: Which country alone in the Middle East has nuclear weapons? Answer: Israel. Question: Which country in the Middle East refuses to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and bars international inspections? ? Answer: Israel. Question: Which country in the Middle East seized the sovereign territory of other nations by military force and continues...
Misunderstood!
I know you will get a chuckle out of this…..
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door...
March 2010
1 post
mediacocktail:
This is a little sample of the...
December 2009
1 post
this was my ringtone for the longest time
...
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
2 posts
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
40 posts
“When you love someone, you do not love them all the time,
in exactly the same...”
this is my version of HouseWife by @jaybrannan plz...
Virgo Funfacts - half of em are BS but enjoy
With an acute attention to detail, Virgo is the sign in the Zodiac most dedicated to serving. Their deep sense of the humane leads them to caregiving like no other, and their methodical approach to life ensures that nothing is missed. The Virgo is often gentle and delicate, preferring to step back and analyze before moving ahead. Friends and Family A Virgo is a helpful friend to have indeed. They...
Watchthis is amazingly painful to look at :-p
Also me, another Fav. song Glorybox by Portishead...
yes it’s me..My cover of Your House - Alanis...
Clerks - one of my favourite pieces to preform in...
me being Veronica Naturally..
Dante: Ow - what did you do that for? Veronica: If you didn’t want to go out with me anymore, why didn’t you just say so? Instead you pussy-foot around and see that slut behind my back! Dante: What are you talking about? Veronica: You’ve been talking to her on the phone for weeks! Dante: It was only a few times! Veronica: Then you pull that shit...
Question: How many women with PMS does it take to...
i was raging….DON’T JUDGE ME
Answer: One. ONE!! And do you know why it only takes one? Because no one else in this house knows how to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is burned out! They would sit in this house… in the dark… for THREE DAYS before they figured it out! And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs...
The Proposal
Well, he has proposed to me again. He really does nothing but propose to me. He proposed to me last night in the music-room, when I was quite unprotected, as there was an elaborate trio going on. I didn’t dare to make the smallest repartee, I need hardly tell you. If I had, it would have stopped the music at once. Musical people are so absurdly unreasonable. They always want one to be...
My latest tale
this is a note i wrote the next day after this story happened..a memory in time.. Saturday, 11:30 somtehing pm..i’m driving along the highway, when a car almost blinds me with its high-beams, so i simply take the left lane allowing whomever to pass.. As it seems, the guy in the car behind me, doesn’t want to pass, he wanted to make a pass at me..!! All i was thinking, not nowwww..I...
A True Princess
don’t you love love-letters..?
Once upon a disdain time of despair, a tired old soul left Hislife, the town of his birth, wandering the earth searching for a brighter day. Surrounded by darkness, all the people he met were spiritually asleep, with honors at lightheadedness, and an empty wish. Worldly intoxication of rotten fruits and plants embroidered his path, the untrodden path. He was...
No matter how strong a woman is
No mater how strong a woman claims she is, once a man whispers sweet nothings into her ear it almost instantly softens her soul.
I was always proud of the fact that I can separate my emotions and feelings from my brain and common sense when stepping into a relationship; be it of a romantic nature or that of a modern world platonic relationship.
Except I slip every now and then when a man gives me...
Death in exhale
this is a respose to a poem i read; a guy wrote a letter to a girl and i felt the girl should reply. and if she had this is what i think she would’ve said i thought it’d be necessary to explain..enjoy
Presuming, is often perceived as a sin, & I will hold you to yours
Lying was not my trait, and therefore, your accusations scorn
Never have I burned anything, except you have torched...
Watchdrink sensibly now you hear ?
ONLY IN AMERICA haha
1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people...
how to be the perfect girlfriend
After conducting heavy research and monitoring the outcomes of over 9000 relationships, we are proud to present you with this release form that will enable you to be the best girlfriend you can be to the man of your choosing. should you chose to sign below.
I, [print your name here] (heretofore referred to as “The Lady”), being of sound mind, have entered into a relationship with [print guy’s...
this would be my theme song lenny kravitz <3
the song that has been on repeat for more than 4...
wishful thinking
When you look at the world through the fog of your own worries, your anger, your frustration and impatience, many valuable things will just pass you by, completely unnoticed. Imagine driving through town while someone is holding a gun to your head. Are you gong to notice the new flower shop on the corner? Probably not. Your focus will be on that gun. Are you holding a gun to your own head,...
I've done 121 out of the 122 stupid things :-s
Do it.. Level 1 (X) Smoked A Cigarette (X) Smoked A Cigar (X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (X) Drank Alcohol SO FAR: 4 Level 2 (x) Are / Been In Love (x) dumped someone (x) Shoplifted (x) Been Fired (x) Been In A Fist Fight SO FAR: 9 Level 4 (x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (x) Skipped School (x) Slept With A Co-worker (x) Seen Someone / Something Die SO FAR: 13 Level 5 ...